The Rapefist, Spirit of Crogdor

A High Wizard of the Wizard Council, and one of the original four Wizards. The reincarnation of the great warrior CROGDOR RAPEFIST. Sage in advice, strong in stomach, and thick in body hair. Has beaten Destiny 362 times -- 7 times while violently pissing the whole run. Acts as the Sergeant at Arms for the Council using his powerful audio-based magic to cease any dumbfuckery.

The Rapefist has eaten all of the surplus cheese in the U.S as well as drinking all the maple syrup in Canada out of sheer boredom