The Great Pizza War

The Great Pizza War began on the 26th of June, 2018, when two former friends Mike, The Great Imodium and Donovan, Lynchdom Battlemage had a friendly argument on which type of pizza was better: New York or Chicago style. The peaceful debate soon escalated when Donovan whipped out his gat and proceeded to shoot wildly into the room. One of the bullets hit Mike in the kneecap, severely hindering his dancing skills for the rest of his life. After years of war and bloodshed, the two families finally ended the war on February 12th, 2104, after Mike and Donovan's great great grandchildren decided that pizza is for losers and soy is the only optimal food for eating.